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Sassy Joke . . . . . . . . .SOB

Last post Mar 23, 2004 10:34 AM by bratnella_NM . 10 replies.


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  • Sassy Joke . . . . . . . . .SOB
    AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

    THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY WHEREVER I GO CHUCK GOES."


    "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATRE."


    THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATRE. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

    THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

    "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

    "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."


    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.

    "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."

    "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN"!!!!!!!!



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  • RE: Sassy Joke . . . . . . . . .SOB
    Well that was a knee slapper. Thanks for sharing.
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    ROFLMAO
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    roflmao!!!!
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    Roflol That is one of the funniest Jokes I've heard in a while.
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    ROFL!
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    Every day I’m shufflin’

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    I love it!
    I'm still "chuck"ling!
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    lol
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    lol!
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    "If I have ventured wrongly, very well, life then helps me with its penalty. But if I haven't ventured at all, who helps me then?"
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    That is hilarious! LOL didee
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    ROFLMAO

    I've got to send this one to someone special! LOL
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