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Last post Dec 17, 2008 8:36 PM by movnspeechGA . 1 replies.


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    Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
    Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.
    Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where  can  it be  found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'
    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
    Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
    Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
    Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
    Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
    Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
    Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: 'Gosh, I remember these.
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