My mom sent us a new appliance. The manual is translated from Chinese. The entire thing is hilarious. This is my favorite:
"Do not put the heating base and the temperature controller into water for cleaning. To avoid the damage of isolation."
I don't know what it means, but it's forcing me to believe it!
I don't often get asked to define irony, but when I do, I always say,
"Why, yes. Yes, I AM a Field Editor for Taste of Home."
cast_iron_kingTo avoid the damage of isolation."
Instant ennui, huh?
I love reading the instructions of use on the chopstick paper cover.
If I am to believe everything I read, once I figure out how to use the chopsticks I can pick up ANYTHING!
I'm not psycho.....I just like psychotic things.
"To change side guide from push to pull adjust thinning blot." :
This is from a manual on a diecutter, that my husband was working on.
"Using two heads to push two buttons so hands not cut." :
This is from instructions on a paper cutter.
My dh finds them alot....lol.
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