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How To Install a Redneck Security System

Last post Jan 25, 2010 9:58 PM by budz mom . 2 replies.


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  • How To Install a Redneck Security System

     HOW TO INSTALL A REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM   

      
      
    1.   Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.  
      
    2.   Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.  
      
    3.   Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.  
      
    4.   Splash a little watered down rusty red paint on the sidewalk.  
      
    5.   Leave a note on your door that reads:  
      
    "Bubba,  
      
    Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.  
      
    Better wait outside. Be right back.  
      
     Cooter"

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  • Re: How To Install a Redneck Security System

    That is sooo cute and funny!!!

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  • Re: How To Install a Redneck Security System

    This is pretty funny- I will share this with my sons--they LOVE redneck stuff--Thanks Scottsgrace!!!!

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