The Jewish Bra

>Jewish Bra
> >
> > A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City.
> > He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size
> > 34B."
> >
> > With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
> >
> > He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
> > Jewish bra,
> > and that you would know what she wanted."
> >
> > "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady.
> > "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to.
> > Mostly of our customers lately want the Catholic bra,
> > or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
> >
> > Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the
> > differences?"
> >
> > The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple.
> > The Catholic bra supports the masses.
> > The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
> > Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
> >
> > He mused on that information for a minute and said
> > "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
> >
> > "Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills."

Cute

By those definitions then this Methodist is wearing a Catholic one!!

I heard this but they substituted Baptist for Jewish.