My DH and I along with friends went to a dance last night.
The waitress was presuring me to order a drink, so I finally ordered a "MARILYN MONROE" (some kind of raspberry liquor and champagne with a strawberry (instead of a cherry)
Well, it took sooooooooooo long for her to bring me the drink, I said to her:
Now I know what MARILYN MONROE really died from.............................
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THIRST!!