Millionaire Stuffed Shrimp
1 dozen unpeeled jumbo fresh shrimp
6 cups water
1 medium onion, finely chopped
1/2 medium green pepper, finely chopped
1/2 celery, finely chopped
1/2 cup butter/margarine, melted
1 pound fresh lump crabmeat, drained
1 large egg, lightly beaten
3/4 cup crushed saltine crackers
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 tablespoon prepared mustard
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper
paprika
Peel and devein the shrimp, leaving the tails intact; cut a slit almost through back of shrimp, using a paring knife. Open shrimp and flatten. Bring the water to a boil. Add shrimp; cook 1 minute. Drain; place in a shallow pan. Cook the onion, green pepper and celery in 1/4 cup of the butter in a skillet, stirring often, until tender. Combine crabmeat and the next 6 ingredients in a bowl, stirring gently. Stir in the cooked vegetables. Top each shrimp with 3 tablespoons of the crabmeat mixture; sprinkle with the paprika. Drizzle the last of the butter over top. Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Broil 5.5-inches from heat (with the electric oven door partially opened) 6 minutes, basting twice with the pan drippings. Makes 4 servings.
Alabama-Style Shrimp Bake
1 cup butter/margarine, melted
3/4 cup lemon juice
3/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon coarsely ground pepper
1 teaspoon dried rosemary
1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper
1 tablespoon hot sauce
3 cloves garlic, minced
2.5 pounds unpeeled large or jumbo fresh shrimp
2 lemons, thinly sliced
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
Combine the first 9 ingredients in a small bowl; set aside. Rinse the shrimp with cold water; drain well. Mix the shrimp, lemon slices and onion slices and pour into an ungreased 13X9-inch baking dish. Pour the butter mixture over the top. Bake, uncovered, at 400 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until the shrimp turn pink, basting occasionally with the pan juices. Serves about 6.

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