Subject: The George W. Bush Library at Southern
Methodist University
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages. You'll want to be one of the first to
make a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
* The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under
construction.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember
anything.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't
have to even show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let
you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you
out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one
has been able to find).
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first
tour, they make you go back for second, third, fourth,
and sometimes fifth tours.
* The *** Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed
location, complete with shooting gallery.
* Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop -
Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of
your favorite Republican Senators.
* Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor
devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
* To highlight the President's accomplishments, the
museum will have an electron microscope to help you
locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so
much about the individual exhibits as long as his
museum was better than his father's.
"Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn't place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
Jamie Raskin
