I just listened to "The Chicken Man" segment on 60's radio and lo and behold it's the same guy that does "The Married Man" (and several other skits) on JohnBoy and Billy. I'd recognize that voice anywhere!
Yes, I know I am a btch.
I have been a btch all my life. I am good at it.
It takes very little effort on my part, and I am used to it. Applying the same reasoning to you, I cannot understand your offense at being called stupid.