MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see
John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
Shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
So he takes me from joint to
joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
To go to bed With Ben
Gay
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer
And thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now re member:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end,
The faster it goes...
So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,
Learn to laugh at yourself, and
'Count your blessings!!!!!!!