Sir Paul McCartney was today said to be furious after his new eco-friendly
car was flown 7,000 miles from Japan.
The former Beatle ordered the £84,000 hybrid vehicle to be shipped to Britain
but the delivery instead created a carbon footprint almost 100 times larger by
arriving on a jet.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in a mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.
Jack Handey