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Last post 05-23-2008 1:11 PM by akfishergirl. 25 replies.
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  • 05-22-2008 2:49 PM

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    One of my boys just got back from taking a drug screen.  He gave me the form and it said "Collector's Name: Aimee Tinkle."  LOL!  Seriously, I think it should be "Aim and Tinkle."

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  • 05-22-2008 2:52 PM In reply to

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    There's a doctor in Rochester who does vasectomies...his name is Dr. Stop.

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  • 05-22-2008 3:00 PM In reply to

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    Heh heh.  Better than Dr. Snip, I suppose.  Big Smile

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  • 05-22-2008 3:02 PM In reply to

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    When my kids were young, they went to a pediatric dentist.  His name was DR. BEAVER!!

  • 05-22-2008 3:04 PM In reply to

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    When I was a kid our insurance agents name was Mr. Bloodsworth.

    I know a doctor with the last name Slaughter. 

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  • 05-22-2008 3:08 PM In reply to

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    I knew of an orthodontist named Dr. Fang.  Also a plastic surgeon named Dr. Finger.

  • 05-22-2008 3:11 PM In reply to

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    I had a nero named DR.Goodenough

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  • 05-22-2008 3:12 PM In reply to

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    Heard of a Dr. Blood and a Dr. Bonebrake.  Know an orthodontist named Dr. Wrencher. 

    Just say NO to B.O.

  • 05-22-2008 3:13 PM In reply to

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     There is a lawyer in town named Crook.

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  • 05-22-2008 3:20 PM In reply to

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    We have a retired surgeon in our town who's name is Dr. Butcher

  • 05-22-2008 3:20 PM In reply to

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    I once worked with a guy named Stuart Pitt. The wily receptionist would page him over the PA, "Stu Pitt, Mr. Stu Pitt, call on line #4, please."  It drove him bonkers.

     

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  • 05-22-2008 4:00 PM In reply to

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    I had a ob-gyn  who was Dr. Lovett



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  • 05-22-2008 4:08 PM In reply to

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    We used to have a urologist in our town named Dr. Fawcett.

  • 05-22-2008 4:38 PM In reply to

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    My kid's orthodontist is named Dr. Rencher. lol

  • 05-22-2008 4:45 PM In reply to

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    kattar_WA:
    My kid's orthodontist is named Dr. Rencher. lol
     

    Kattar, I'm sure it's the same guy!  I couldn't remember if his name was spelled with a W or an R.  But I do know his office is in your area.  Bainbridge, perhaps? 

    Just say NO to B.O.
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