3MagnoliaTrees_LA_f_43:I am mad
This is the best curse I can suggest...
May the fleas of 10 thousand camels infect their crotch, may their arms shrivel up to where they can't scratch, and may this condition last until the End Of Time.
The best trap I can think of is to take a cup of loose dirt and mix it in with a can of fuel (make sure you mark the can in a way that it's visible from the street. Take another can, similarly marked, but with a second mark Not noticable from a distance, and use that so would-be thieves get familiar with the markings. Of course, the uncontaminated can goes into hiding, leaving the one with the dirt available for the thief. They can't say anything, because then they have to admit to criminal trespass (they entered your property to commit a crime) and theft.
Déjà Mu- I’ve heard this Bull before.