Stages of Mom
When you're 4: My Mommy can do anything!
When you're 8: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
When you're 12: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
When you're 14: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
When you're 16: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
When you're 18: That old woman? She's way out of date!
When you're 25: Well, she might know a little bit about it.
When you're 35: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
When you're 45: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
When you're 65: Wish I could talk it over with Mom.