Sir Paul McCartney was today said to be furious after his new eco-friendly
car was flown 7,000 miles from Japan.
The former Beatle ordered the £84,000 hybrid vehicle to be shipped to Britain
but the delivery instead created a carbon footprint almost 100 times larger by
arriving on a jet.
It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings. But what they don't tell you is, every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
Jack Handey