A Cautionary Tale -- LOL LOL LOL

Last post 07-09-2008 1:16 PM by Lady Fingers. 6 replies.
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  • 07-09-2008 10:47 AM

    A Cautionary Tale -- LOL LOL LOL

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
    shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
    secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
    box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to
    open or ask her about.





    For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
    day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
    recover.

    In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
    shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

    She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
    When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
    totaling $95,000.
     
     
    He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she
    said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

    The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
    precious dolls were in the box She had only been angry with him two
    times in all those year s of living and loving. He almost burst with
    happiness.

    'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
    Where did it come from?'





    'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

    :-)

    Mel

  • 07-09-2008 10:51 AM In reply to

    Re: A Cautionary Tale -- LOL LOL LOL

    Well, ain't that the truth!!

    Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
    'Oh sh!t....she's awake!!!
  • 07-09-2008 10:55 AM In reply to

    Re: A Cautionary Tale -- LOL LOL LOL

     *giggle*    wise woman!!!




    Old age ain't no place for sissies .
    -Bette Davis-
  • 07-09-2008 11:23 AM In reply to

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     oh awesome!!

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  • 07-09-2008 11:29 AM In reply to

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    LOL




  • 07-09-2008 12:50 PM In reply to

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    LOL!!!

    Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
    Bobby - age 7
  • 07-09-2008 1:16 PM In reply to

    Re: A Cautionary Tale -- LOL LOL LOL

    akfishergirl:

     *giggle*    wise woman!!!

    LOL!

    But I was thinking, lucky man.  She bit back her anger, she crocheted the dolls, she sold the dolls.  Now she's dying and he gets the money.  Grandma forgot to tell her to spend that cash on herself!

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