I might have known!
Here I was driving south on I-65 minding my own business and wishing I'd been able to run this errand earlier, but a flat tire kept me tied up until almost 11am. Dang I hate running into Mobile this close to lunch time. It's blindingly bright and sunny out there, muggy as all get out, like you'd expect it to be in south Alabama in the middle of July. I'd been paying more attention to traffic near me but I looked further out toward the skyline and exclaimed "Holy Sh!t!" Where'd it go? It looked like I was headed toward a massive fog bank, couldn't tell the sky from the interstate. But it's too late in the morning and that bright sun that I'd been sweating under since 7am had long since burned off any fog.
It's rain. Sheets and sheets and sheets of rain.
I might have known BFC was talking about driving thru Alabama.

Yes, I know I am a btch.
I have been a btch all my life. I am good at it.
It takes very little effort on my part, and I am used to it. Applying the same reasoning to you, I cannot understand your offense at being called stupid.