I'm not going to offer any suggestions here, beyond hanging them out and airing them and only washing them if you want to keep them and only then if they haven't been shut up in the box so long that the fabric has begun to deteriorate (fabric needs to breathe, my mom always says), but I really NEEDED to respond, just for the reason that the title of this thread may very well be the funniest thing on TOH since the new board debuted.