I've had too much fun today to keep it to myself! 
(1) It's Screaming Toddler Day at Wal-Mart. Hurry! Toddlers will be spread throughout the store for your enjoyment -- can't miss 'em, so don't even try!
(2) There's a section in most DMV manuals about Right of Way, and the rules for pulling out across 5 lanes of traffic. Might want to review it. I like the front end of my car, and I hope you like yours. I had my doubts at two different points today.
(3) Grocery store, your employees may all be on vacation right now, but your customers aren't. One check-out lane open isn't really cool, much as some of us might like standing around watching what other people pull out of their carts.
(4) To the person right ahead of me who bought the last blackberrry cabernet gelato in the whole store: Hope you enjoy it.
(5) It's advisable not to have a 10 lb. bag of black oil sunflower seed split open in your trunk. Not unless you want to just leave the trunk open so the squirrels can clean it up. Even so, you'd better pull up the carpeting & get the last of the seeds out of the spare wheel well so you don't get mice this winter.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need a nice looooong nap. Wake me next week, when it's time to run errands again! 