Good Morning everyone~!!
I'll be back in a little bit to catch up with everyone - I've read the posts plus the end of last weeks (woohoo on the 112 posts!!!) but I have to get moving around here...
real quick funny story about speeding tickets. As ya'll know dh is a cop and I have a lead foot. Which is why I drive a pep-less saturn & nothing fun like a charger or mustang. I"m not allowed
So about 2 years ago I'm cruisin' down the road and see the blue lights flasing behind me.
Dang. I pull over and it's a Trooper.
Double Dang.
Cause we all know if a trooper pulls you over, you're getting a signed copy!! He tells me he clocked me at 67 in a 45. Totally my fault and I wasn't paying attention, I deserve a ticket but I know dh is going to kill me!!!
So I say to the trooper "will it help me or hurt me if I tell you my husband is a cop?"
Trooper gives me "the look". You know what I'm talking about - the totally expressionless & hard stare that doesn't give away anything.
Trooper - it's going to hurt. you should know better if your husband is a cop.
me - you're right. (big sigh)
Trooper - who is your husband? Where does he work & what's his number?
me - (give him the info)
Trooper goes back to his car, comes back a few minutes later with a WARNING~!!!
me - Seriously? You're only giving me a warning?
Trooper (gives me the look again) - yes. Don't let me catch you speeding on this stretch again.
Me - yes sir.
and I'm off. About 10 minutes later my mobil rings. Dang.
It's dh.
double dang.
dh - hey. does the name Trooper XYZ ring a bell?
me - yep. Nice guy.
dh - he is. I just got off the phone with him.
me - (my most innocent voice) really?
dh - WTH is the matter with you!??!? 67 in a 45?!?!? and you WONDER why I won't get you a faster car?!?!?!
me - um, yeah. I wasn't paying attention
dh - wasn't paying attention??????
(I think I heard his head implode).
me - correct. I will now, though
dh - I told Trooper XYZ he should have given you the ticket anyway. You better remember he did this because I'm law enforcement, it's the only reason you got off. I do NOT want a call like this again, do you understand me?
Honestly ya'll, I seriously expected to hear "young lady" at the end of that LOL!!!!!!!! boy dh was hopping mad
see? I've told ya'll before I'm a huge PITA to live with - I test dh on a regular basis 
ok I seriously have to get to work. I'll be back.
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