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crabbyappleton
Across the Sound
May 22, 2005
November 24, 2009

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I am the mother of two uncontrollable teenagers, daughter of one elderly, grinning, self-involved woman with a death wish, wife of Lord Curmudegon King, which speaks for itself, and slave to one Great Dane with an equally great bladder problem. Oh, and we all live together. I take Xanax, though.
Just keeping everyone the hell out of my kitchen while I am cooking.
I started a grease fire in a pan on the stove once. Kinda scary.
Be careful what you wish for.